an unkind man once said...
" dentists aren't real doctors and are EVIL "
a few months later...
the same unkind man with a toothache subsequently said
" doctor please...please do something...my tooth hurts...i'm in a lot of pain..."
Being a great doctor and all, i treated him...the best cavity of all time was cut that day...his tooth personally thanked me for the best drilling of its life. The bacteria had a lil party of sorts all in all it was a happy day.
The unkind man wanted to apologise to me for his rudeness...so i simply made him write a letter of apology to the tooth fairy....here's what he wrote...
Dear Tooth-fairy,
I know it's been a while since we talked last and i feel like i'm not the only one to blame...for what happened between us. i know i don't need to remind you but i will, just so you can know my side of the story.
It was May 14th 1966, mom and dad were doing that meditation with loud music and screaming thing and so had locked their door, and i lay in bed writing my letter to you...listing all the things that i wanted from you inexchange for my tooth that i'd put under the pillow.
But you never came ! You rejected my tooth and that too coz it was a lil black ! I was really hurt...i went mad...i ate all the sweets i could, i dipped my dad's brush in varnish, i took out all the toothpaste and put it in this tube with jelly that dad and mom use when they meditate...it was called L-U-B-E-X gel...i threw out the floss ! I'm sorry...i know i hurt your feelings but you had hurt mine.
Everything started going wrong...My mom and 2 aunts got a severe allergy in their bum after that...my teeth got rotten from all the sweets...and life wasn't the same again.
I'm sorry tooth-fairy...but THAT is the reason why i hate dentists.
Yours
an Unkind man
